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tlpa 04-17-2011 03:28 PM

Good for a chuckle...

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a
Happy Hour
and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them

Zappycat 04-17-2011 03:35 PM

LOL!! These are good!!

BeeNana 04-17-2011 03:36 PM

Thanks this is too funny!

Izaquilter 04-17-2011 04:47 PM

LOL love it! good chuckle

sueisallaboutquilts 04-17-2011 05:30 PM

Love it! :D:D


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