IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD...funny!
 

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

Ditter, you are so baaaaaad! but funny.

Love it and every word is sooo true...LOL!!!

Ditter, just take it for granted that every time you post one I laughing again!! :) :o

Thanks Ditter!:thumbup:

Good one and yes I went back to look for number 5

Yep, I went back to 5!

Yes, I stuck my tongue out!!!

I stuck my tongue out, then burst out laughing. My husband is looking at me like I'm crazy right now...

hahahahhahahah so funny :P
Embroidery designs

Terriffffffick--Love it. Thanks

that is a good one lol

We've never met, yet you know me sew well...

Got me!! LOL And, yes, I am going to send it to others!! Thanks for the smiles!!

okay I fell for number 5 .. thanks for sharing and the laugh !

Yup, I fell for it all. I am just as human as ther next one.....maybe humaner. Is that a word. If it aint it aught to be. Thanks you made me chuckle.

I stuck my tongue out and then laughed.

Hahahaha got me

GOT me!!! Still going to have that sundae mentioned in a previous post, need it now after being so silly.:p

Jan in VA

Yes, I did all of them! Can't wait to pass this on!

okey dokey fine

LOL. Thanks for sharing.

You could get a job as a fortune teller.....everything you predicted was true !!!!!!!!

and yes, it is going in the mail as soon as I finish this post !!!!!!!!

thanks, mj

Ditter, I don't know how you could possibly know me so well! Thanks for the chuckle.

Ditter we have never met but I Love reading anything you print. It really makes my day. Thank you soooooo much for all the laughs you give. Hope you have as wonderful day as you give everyone else. Oh by the way I looked for number 5 and also stuck out my tongue. LOL

I laughed so hard I'm crying, Thank you so much. Perfect way to end a REALLY bad week. I'm printing it to hang on fridge for whenever it's needed again.

Ha-ha, too funny! But I can breathe with my tongue out!

Thanks Ditter, I Needed a good Laugh.