I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
"Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself...

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.

funny story! did you catch any fish??

Too funny.

That's good.

cute story, from the land of Jack Daniels. Yes, life is good in the South

Very funny

good story

lol Barb

Funny!!!

Maybe the snake wanted more Jack Daniels and willing to trade the frogs for it. :)