While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'
'It's The Box Office.'

Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.



Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

AMEN!

Anyone notice that they are all blondes?

Love it!! Where was the picture taken? Are they someone you know?

Too cute.

No, not the "Box Office".

It's "THE HEN HOUSE" and they can kick the butts of any Rooster who comes in and gives them any trouble.

I know a retired Air Force pilot who saw some real action in Vietnam, and was also a pilot trainer. He said, off the record, that the best crew he ever trained, smart and fast to learn, was an all female one. He'd trust them to take him anyplace in the world, even under enemy fire!!!

Those ladies are absolutely lovely. I bet no one gives them crap.

I like these! Thanks!

hahah loved those!

cute!