INTERNET DATING IN FLORIDA
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be
5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT - BOCA TEECA:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for
someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: CENTURYVILLAGE- LYONS ROAD :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE - BROKEN SOUND
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to
share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? - Boca Lago
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track
tapes.

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS - FORT LAUDERDALE
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

IN MINT CONDITION - DELRAY BEACH
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but
walks well.

That is so funny. Where do you find these. You always give me a laugh.

These are great - give me hope yet!

I agree your jokes are very funny and I am always looking for them.

I still play the jigsaw puzzles daily.

Keep them coming. It lightens my day. :) :thumbup:

Those sound like real catches. Any man who wants blue-haired adoration around here just has to say he can drive at night!

hey - then i want him for myself :lol: .