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butterflywing 11-05-2009 03:41 PM

Ladies - Be Reasonable


A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, 'Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?

The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East '. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony.

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.'


The woman thought for a minute and said, ' Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man.'

The genie let out a SIGH, rolled his eyes and said, 'Let me see the f*****g map again.'

Sandy1951 11-05-2009 04:31 PM

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STAR 11-05-2009 07:55 PM

LMAO!!

k3n 11-06-2009 02:57 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

reneebobby 11-06-2009 06:51 AM

:lol:

beachlady 11-06-2009 06:59 AM

Even DH is laughing.

littlehud 11-06-2009 06:03 PM

That is so funny. Thanks for sharing.

redquilter 11-06-2009 06:51 PM

Oh that's GOOD!

Lyn 11-07-2009 02:09 PM

Had to send that to my twice divorced friend!!!

stashblaster 11-08-2009 05:46 AM

Oh my gosh did I laugh at the last line. Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.


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