LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):-
> > 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. > > 2. A will is a dead giveaway. > > 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. > > 4. A backward poet writes inverse. > > 5. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. > > 6. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. > > 7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. > > 8. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. > > 9. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. > > 10. A calendar's days are numbered. > > 11. A boiled egg is hard to beat. > > 12. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. > > 13. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. > > 14. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. > > 15. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. > > 16. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. > > 17. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. > > 18. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. > > 19. Acupuncture: a jab well done. > > 20. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. > > 21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. > He acquired his size from too much pi. > > 22. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. > > 23. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. > > 24. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. > > 25. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. > > 26. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. > > 27. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. > > 28. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. > > 29. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > 30. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. > > 31. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' > > 32. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. > When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' > > 33. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. > > > 34. Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects. > > > > > > > > > |
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My husband groaned a bit over these. I might put some of these up in my classroom. Funny!!!
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Cute BW
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Groan :D
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Going to send to my grandkids. They will love them.
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I love word games and play on words like this. I tried to copy and paste it, but for some reason it won't work! Strange, I have never had that problem before! :shock:
After four tries, it finally worked!! Thanks for sharing this! :D |
Funny, thanks for the laugh.
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