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butterflywing 02-08-2010 02:48 PM

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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I've outlived the bitches.'

beachlady 02-08-2010 02:59 PM

Tee hee.

Celeste 02-08-2010 10:14 PM

:lol:

Chasing Hawk 02-08-2010 10:28 PM

haha..

k3n 02-09-2010 12:37 AM

WTG Mrs Neely! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Marjpf 02-11-2010 04:32 PM

Gotta love Mrs. Neely!


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