I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
> > We decided to grab a bite at the food court. > > I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. > > The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. > > My Dad kept staring at her. > > The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. > > When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"? > > > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! > > In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... > > "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." > |
My dad and your dad could be related! L.O.L. :-o
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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ROFL. What a great sense of humor your dad has.
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Originally Posted by Dora Taggart
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
> > We decided to grab a bite at the food court. > > I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. > > The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. > > My Dad kept staring at her. > > The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. > > When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"? > > > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! > > In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... > > "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." > |
That's a good one. Funny.
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OMG ROFL....I love your dad....what a great response. Toooooo funny
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ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth. That was sooooo funny.
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