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Dora Taggart 10-05-2010 06:25 AM

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
>
> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
>
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
>
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
>
> My Dad kept staring at her.
>
> The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"?
>
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
>
> In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
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> "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
>

Grama Lehr 10-05-2010 06:29 AM

My dad and your dad could be related! L.O.L. :-o

Ditter43 10-05-2010 06:29 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

JudyG 10-05-2010 06:32 AM

ROFL. What a great sense of humor your dad has.

Dora Taggart 10-05-2010 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by Dora Taggart
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
>
> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
>
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
>
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
>
> My Dad kept staring at her.
>
> The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"?
>
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
>
> In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
>
> "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
>

This is just a joke.......

ccb2200 10-05-2010 07:21 AM

That's a good one. Funny.

Margie 10-05-2010 10:18 AM

OMG ROFL....I love your dad....what a great response. Toooooo funny

mrs theo 10-05-2010 10:56 AM

ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jim's Gem 10-05-2010 12:14 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Olivia's Grammy 10-05-2010 12:45 PM

Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth. That was sooooo funny.


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