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butterflywing 05-12-2012 06:59 PM

JOKE: The Price of Gas in France
 

A thief in Paris planned to steal somepaintings from the Louvre.

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to hisvan.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1
I had no Monet

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1
to buy Degas

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1
to make the Van Gogh,



because I was too Baroque.'

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.


































































Grandma Bonnie 05-12-2012 07:18 PM

I can't see the pictures 'red X' but I think this is really funny without them! Thanks!

MaryStoaks 05-12-2012 07:25 PM

Thanks Butterflywing!:thumbup:

bearisgray 05-12-2012 08:00 PM

I liked that one! Witty and clever! :D

Jammin' Jane 05-14-2012 10:44 AM

Good one!! :)

Sew N Tune 05-15-2012 04:30 AM

Very witty indeed. Enjoyed the read.

hooked 05-15-2012 06:15 AM

Good one!!!

butterflywing 05-15-2012 07:24 AM

price of gas
 
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trying again to post pics :rolleyes:


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