If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want...

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually...

..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness.


.
..then adopt a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

I like this, as I was reading it my cat jumped up and tried to step on the keyboard because he wanted to be pet!

Ahhh, have you met my cats. You just described them to a tee.

is that them, dancing?

That's funny! And I love the pics - gonna show the kids later!

Can we substitute a man for the cat though?

Now why on Earth would you want to do that? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

and if you HAVE something that spends all day in front of the TV or computer, expects you to wait on them hand and foot, and doesn't speak unless they want something, you either married it or gave birth to it.

Ain't THAT the truth! So we only have ourselves to blame! :lol: