Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.


The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying, "Who gives a sh*t?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart."

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Funny!

Funny!

Funny.

I will so remember this the next time someone says well bless your heart! You know I will probably fall out laughing.

i like that!

Thanks for the laugh! :D :D

"Bless her heart" can cover a whole lot of bad saying too.

Like..."Bless her heart, she can't do a thing with those fat thighs of hers, can she?"

And of course there's the ever popular "Bless her heart, she sure does look sweet, grabbing hold of that rich old man's arm and fluttering her eyes at him, doesn't she?"

I have to admit to doing this! :lol::lol:

Love the one about the thighs!!!

that is too funny

LOL I like this

ROTFL

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LMBO!!!! Hello from the mountains of East Tennessee!!! When we say"Well bless their heart", we say it with all good intentions. We are polite enough to not hurt someones feelings! bwwaaaahhaahhaaa

*LOVE IT!!* :D too funny ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I learned a long time ago I could say, "Bless their heart." and not have to pray about it later.

This reminds me of when I used to say that's fantastic to my kids whose mouths would run a hundred miles an hour. My oldest child when she was 7 or so looked at me and said mom you sure use that's fantastic a lot! I'm really beginging to think that it means you really don't care and want us to shut up and leave you alone! That girl has always been to smart for own good. Ten years later and I still can't use that word. LOL!!

LOL!