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ChrisB 11-05-2011 05:47 AM

Joke
 
<style type="text/css">p { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }</style> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly
left her glasses on the table, and she didn't
miss them until they had been driving for
about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they
had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around,
in order to return to the restaurant to
retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her,
the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of thecar, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,


While you're in there, you might as well

get my hat and the
credit card.

This coming week is National Senior Mental
Health Week.


LindaM 11-05-2011 05:49 AM

Love it! :D

QuiltnNan 11-05-2011 06:10 AM

very funny :D

stylesmax 11-05-2011 08:20 AM

sounds just like my husband. love it

sew1 11-05-2011 11:02 PM

Hey, I think I'm having some of those senior moments. OH NO!!!

Wanabee Quiltin 11-06-2011 08:02 AM

Another good laugh for DH and me, thanks so much.

Abby'smom 11-06-2011 08:18 AM

thank you -- enjoyed the laugh!

littlehud 11-06-2011 08:39 AM

Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

michelehuston 11-06-2011 11:11 AM

That is hilarious!!!!! :)

Jim's Gem 11-06-2011 03:44 PM

Lol!!!!!!!!


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