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SueDor

11-10-2011 05:13 AM

A Joke

A Decision

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off,

And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable
to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

See answer below.

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

sewwhat85

11-10-2011 06:19 AM

that is soooooo funny

Quiltbeagle

11-10-2011 06:21 AM

LOL funny !

athomenow

11-10-2011 06:25 AM

That's a good one!

TFquilter

11-10-2011 06:43 AM

Good one:)

Helovesme

11-10-2011 08:37 AM

Good one! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Iraxy

11-10-2011 08:45 AM

Thank you for the laugh. Shared it with my DH. He rolled his eyes and said "is that a quilter joke? Men.

galvestonangel

11-10-2011 09:55 AM

Hilarious, thanks for posting.

MinnieKat

11-10-2011 04:56 PM

:):) lol :):)

lovingmama

11-13-2011 10:10 PM

Just one more round!

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