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lovingmama 11-17-2011 08:08 AM

Joke!
 
This is a story about a woman flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is the tower. I have received your message and will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"OK", says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me : Our Father...... Who art in heaven ....."

QuiltnNan 11-17-2011 08:16 AM

. :d

aronel 11-17-2011 09:15 AM

Too Funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Learner747 11-17-2011 09:57 AM

That is so very funny!!!

Ditter43 11-17-2011 10:02 AM

Good one!! I wonder if she was blonde?

donnalynett 11-17-2011 01:32 PM

Thanks for my "laugh out loud" for the day!

cherrio 11-17-2011 01:48 PM

the flyers in the family will love this! thanks

Liz aka Helen 11-17-2011 02:21 PM

:thumbup::rolleyes::eek:

Terryl 11-17-2011 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by Ditter43 (Post 4690150)
Good one!! I wonder if she was blonde?


Hey Ditter, we're both blonde!!!

Joset 11-18-2011 05:29 AM

cute , good way to start off the day with laughter


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