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butterflywing 10-08-2009 11:10 AM
What is the difference between girls/women

aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.



At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.



At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.





At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.




At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.



.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.





At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!




At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Ninnie 10-08-2009 11:19 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

amandasgramma 10-08-2009 11:20 AM
OOOOhhhhh GOOD one!!! :mrgreen:

butterflywing 10-08-2009 11:20 AM
ninnie......xoxo

Ninnie 10-08-2009 11:22 AM
Originally Posted by butterflywing
ninnie......xoxo
Right back at ya! :D :D

littlehud 10-08-2009 05:33 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mousie 10-08-2009 05:53 PM
I'm so young to be 78 :shock: :roll: :lol:

k3n 10-09-2009 12:11 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one! :wink:


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