Welcome to TPA (Terrorist - Proof Airlines)

We at TPA are in the flying business.

We can absolutely guarantee NO walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE BOMBS, or other weapons will ever be carried onto our flights.

Book your flights with TPA, the safest airline in the world. Because if a terrorist sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide, so please forward.

lol, and nothing hidden in their underwear!

Funny!!!

Oh my. So funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMBO BW..... that just might solve all of the problems...but I think it would also curtail any air travel for me in the future :wink:

tie ribbons in your hair and you're good to go!

Wow, I wish my backside looked as good as hers does in the picture. Wishful thinking, I know.

You would NEVER catch me going nekkid on a flight - or anywhere in public for that matter.

LMAO!! well it may get more people to travel!

If I tried it the only thing it would guarantee is that I got the isle to myself! now extra leg room.. may be worth it. Nah would scare myself sick too I am afraid.

LOL. I can think of one place a nekkid terrorist can stick a bomb!