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butterflywing 03-02-2011 10:13 AM

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen

quiltlonger 03-02-2011 10:16 AM

They never learn!!! In one ear out the other:)

C.Cal Quilt Girl 03-02-2011 10:22 AM

ROFLOL thats bad... funny but bad :)

bstock 03-02-2011 10:35 AM

So true!!

QBeth 03-02-2011 10:58 AM

Reminds me of a time when some guy in a fancy convertible (summer time) tried to cut in front of me when the road went from two lanes to one. He came out of nowhere, was speeding. I wasn't necessarily trying to block him, he did get around me, but hollered "BITCH" as he went by. Not to be outdone, I hollered back "YES! And I enjoy it!" At least he had the decency (?) to laugh.

Painiacs 03-02-2011 11:09 AM

Made me laugh! Thanks!

pheasantduster 03-02-2011 12:50 PM

A good chuckle on this dull gray day - passing it on!

Crlyn 03-02-2011 12:59 PM

That's funny!

CarrieAnne 03-02-2011 01:43 PM

so true!


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