every time our smoke alarm went off my husband would say "supper's ready!" boy can i relate. i almost exploded from trying to NOT laugh out loud because i'm at work - you all should put a warning notice when you send us funnies. i needed to read this at home so i could rof&lol

omg you've been to my house :-D

the only change for our house will be i MAY clean off the kitchen table for us to eat at but probably not be prepared to eat on tray tables and the floor! love it will be reading it to the family on turkey day!

Love it! Maybe, we'll all show up at your house anyway. What was the address?

How did you know all my holliday plans?

I know this is not the correct place to ask this question but would/could someone please please tell me how to email a certain part to a friend or even myself. I have tried but I just can't figure it out. Sorry for this but somehow I just have to learn how to do this stuff. Thanks so much. By the way, Happy Thanksgiving.

highlight the part you want then right click and copy then go to your email and right click paste

Thank you I will try this. This is such a great site so many helpful quilters. Thanks

wow i hope Martha never wants to come to my house for dinner!! around here its everyone for themselves once i yell dinner is done!!!, that includes scraping your plate (or if it is made of paper , throw it away) and putting it in the dishwasher

I love, love, love it.