Married Four Times







The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady

because she had just gotten married

for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions

about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands

and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."



Oh, just hush-up

and send this one on...

You know you're going to!

Yep, you are so right! I sure am! Loved it! :D

Cute!

I like that, cute

Just did pass it on! Very cute!

Thank you so much for that laugh!

Very cute!

Good one!

i just passed on to my three sisters.

We needed a good laugh

Cute Love It!!!

Funny

funny funny funny--- can some one help me to send this on. My Aunt will love this shes been married 4 times one was a banker -one was an entertainer and she's a retired funeral director

Just copy and paste it into an email....

That's a good one! To cute not to pass on. LOL!

LOL, passing this on now