Saw this in a senior newspaper:
Eclipse: what a barber does for a living. Eyedropper: a clumsy opthalmologist. Heroes: what a guy in a boat does. Paradox: two physicians. Pharmacist: a helper on the farm. Polarize: what penguins see with. Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV. Relief: what trees do in the spring. Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife. Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size six. Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does. Subdued: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man. |
clever
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LOL
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very cute :lol:
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loved these ... had to share them on facebook :-D
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