A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "Thank God we can all still DRIVE!"

Sounds like they live in Salt Lake LOL

LOL

I was nodding my head in agreement with most of this and then --- really nodded yes about still driving. Hee hee.

Funny

You go girl :thumbup:

LOL I remember my grandma told me once that she didn't like hanging out at the senior center because of the "organ recitals".

HA!!!

Yikes scary!! Lol

AH HA! now I know where my Mom is having coffee!!LOL She's not quite that bad but has began to talk about selling her car.