when my youngest (30 now), was 7, she and her little boyfriend from down the street were out in the
yard, "farm country", looking under the barbed wire fence!
(you can see through a barbed wire fence...)
So, Ronnie's, mom and I went out to see what they were looking at like that.
It was a cow field...
Dear daughter said they were down on the ground trying to see which pile of cow manure was
highest :D :D :D
At Christmas, she opened a big brownie, shaped "very oddly" with a small ruler sticking out
of it :D :D :D :D :D

I sure wish I saw that toilet paper idea a few days earlier.