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QuiltswithConvicts 10-17-2011 04:01 PM
Mayday! Mayday!

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. We'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... who art in Heaven....

hehehehe!

gigi10 10-17-2011 04:04 PM
Too funny....I can't believe that Ditter missed this one. VERY FUNNY

QuiltswithConvicts 10-17-2011 04:19 PM
Where has Ditter been? I miss her!!! I got this one from my BFF in Milwaukee - Northern humor!!!

QuiltnNan 10-17-2011 04:42 PM
:lol: :lol:

blueangel 10-17-2011 06:38 PM
Funny

Glassquilt 10-17-2011 06:40 PM
Sent this to a relative who collects blond jokes

Mandie 10-17-2011 06:49 PM
Funny :)

cjomomma 10-17-2011 07:21 PM
LOLOLOLOL!!

alikat110 10-17-2011 07:56 PM
hehehehehehe

SueDor 10-18-2011 01:54 AM
Really funny!


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