One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
And they say blondes are dumb.....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world....'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

you are toooo funny :lol: :lol:

lol!

you crack me up!

I can always count on you to make me laugh.....every day! Thanks so much for sharing!

As I read this my husband was whistling...I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him why I was laughing - then all three of my DD's came and read and started laughing...I don't think we will ever be able to hear him whistle without laughing our heads off now!

LOL. My husband's reply to these... "yeah, yeah, yeah."

Keep 'em coming.

LOVE the whistle joke...ROFL

Brilliant. I needed a good laugh!

My dh didn't care for any of them, dont' know why???

LOL

I love you Ditter!

Ditter - - I Love You. I can't stop laughing.

Count on you to put a smile on my face and can't wait to read these to my DH.

lol :lol:

YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

Great, just what was needed on this wet and grim day in Cornwall, keep them coming!

Gill

You CRACK me up everytime!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My morning laugh, you keep me giggling all day. Love it'

Ginnie

Thanks for the morning kick-start...very funny!

love all of the jokes cracks me up

mine replied "hope she don't get beat by a bunch of whistling men" hehehe I love them ... thanks Ditter

Since we have many OHIO STATE sweatshirts in this family, this story really hit home.!! TOO FUNNY!

Thank You, again Ditter!!!

Where in the world do you come up with these?.... They are always so funny. Thanks for the Great laugh today!

I just read these to my husband and he is still laughing. He said he would love to meet you.

Thanks Ditter You are so Funny!!!

LOL!

Boy Ditter I wish you lived nearby, you keep me in stitches.

I can always count on you for my daily chuckle. Since I'm a widow I can laugh at all these and not have to explain what's so funny...LOL

Ditter, you did it again. Laughter is the best medicine.

Ditter you are to funny and I love each and every one.

I don't know where you find all these but keep it up. :lol:

LOL. go Ditter :thumbup:

ha ha ha ha..... love it! ;-)

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Ditter is why I get up in the morning!!!!!!! Toooo funny! (and true)

Ditter your the best!!!!!

thanks again for the great laughs

Thanks again, Ditter, for a great daily chuckle!