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Tussymussy 02-21-2011 04:05 PM

MEN IN HEAVEN

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter the Pearly Gate, God appeared and said,

"I want the men to make two lines.

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said,

"You men should be ashamed of yourselves.

I created you to be the head of your household!

You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose!

Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man,

"How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know.

My wife told me to stand here."

JanetM 02-21-2011 04:26 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

katiescraftshop 02-21-2011 04:46 PM

:thumbup:

grammyj 02-21-2011 05:34 PM

:P :-P :thumbup: he listened to his wife LOL

sherriequilts 02-21-2011 05:37 PM

ROFL!

dungeonquilts 02-21-2011 05:41 PM

This is "good"....lol

sewgull 02-21-2011 06:13 PM

For once he listened to her, and followed orders.

littlehud 02-21-2011 06:32 PM

Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

sueisallaboutquilts 02-21-2011 07:23 PM

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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