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wanderingcreek 02-25-2011 09:18 PM

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a


Woman

In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for
a couple seconds...

to

continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an iImportant call.

Darn women drivers!

seamstome 02-25-2011 09:21 PM

Heck that's just Chicago traffic every day.

shawnemily 02-25-2011 09:26 PM

LOL!!!

sew_southern 02-25-2011 09:46 PM

Lol, that was good!! :lol:

janethagy 02-25-2011 09:55 PM

LOL

Carron 02-25-2011 10:59 PM

Oh my! lol

Kitsie 02-26-2011 02:46 AM

Love "big Jim & the twins"!

p38flygirl 02-26-2011 03:09 PM

love it...

gmaybee 02-26-2011 05:52 PM

I use to walk in the early morning, and every morning this man would drive by reading a book. I live in the country and step completly off the edge of the road when a car is coming. I never know what those drivers are doing as they drive.

linda701 02-26-2011 06:25 PM

HeeeHeee


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