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mhollifiel 07-13-2013 08:43 AM

Milk
 
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."

She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said, "DON'T SELL THAT COW."

leaha 07-13-2013 09:13 AM

LOL I'd keep it too

Tartan 07-13-2013 09:50 AM

.:thumbup:

olgaflowers 07-13-2013 09:55 AM

That is a good one !!!

MaryStoaks 07-13-2013 01:39 PM

Thanks Holli!:thumbup:

mighty 07-13-2013 05:56 PM

So funny!!!!!!!

Jingle 07-13-2013 06:17 PM

Really funny. thanks for the laugh.

IshtarsMom 07-15-2013 04:31 AM

Love it! Thanks

honeybea 07-15-2013 05:10 AM

Holli, I really enjoyed this one. It's a good way to start the day

MAK'58 07-15-2013 07:43 AM

Love it, and so did my hubby.


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