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I dedicate this joke to all the other wives of Hunters on this board!

Hunt Camp

Four guys have been going to the same moose camp for many
years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife
puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but
what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you
talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday."
"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home
and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over
my eyes and said. 'guess Who?' I pulled her hands
off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The
room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed
she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am..........