Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Last installments tommorrow

Lanny

LANNY --- Crazy questions :thumbup:

WERRYIIIINTERESTINGWERY!
Julie :D

Too funny especially "If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" May in Jersey

How funny!! Who thinks these things up?

Somkeone with way too much time on their hands.

he, he,he. all funny.
I always wondered why Barney, the purple dragon did his song to How Much is that Doggie in the Window. always drove me nuts.

Thanks for the laugh. Especially like "Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?"......my friend always does that.