To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. Funny
 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

And those who don't and are seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

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this a good public servcie announcement. Thanks for the laugh.

ROTFL...that one is great! Thanks,

It is so good I am going to steal it and share!!!

I knew there was a reason I don't drink cold water and the only cold thing I drink is Rolling Rock

Before I get down to the business of quilting,I always come here for a joke. Thank!! ROFLOL will share

guess I better open the wine and enjoy a glass!

This is why I stick to the hard stuff... Dr. Pepper... LOL!

And I'll just bet you changed a particular word a couple of times!
Too funny!

Jan in VA