MY TRIP TO COSTCO > > Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina cat chow for > my loyal pet, Siam, the Wonder Cat and was in the checkout line when a woman > behind me asked if I had a cat. > > What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little > to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a cat, I was starting > the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up > in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in > an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs > in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it > works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one > or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it > works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that > practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) > > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the cat food > poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's > butt and a car hit us both. > > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was > laughing so hard. > > Costco won't let me shop there anymore. > > Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the > world to think of crazy things to say. > > = |
BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Soooo funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Funny!!!
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Originally Posted by amma
BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ROTFLMAO!!!
you're such a New Yorker :D |
Originally Posted by kluedesigns
ROTFLMAO!!!
you're such a New Yorker :D |
Originally Posted by butterflywing
Originally Posted by amma
BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You sure can come up with some good ones :shock: :lol: :wink: He also make it easier :twisted: when I leave a reply and need to make a fast exit too!!! :shock: :lol: If only he did not feel the need to stop and sing every 10 seconds, I could have faster getaways :roll: :roll: :roll: |
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I LOVE you BW!!! (I really hope it's true BTW - I wouldn't be surprised! :wink: ) |
k3n..no
i wish it were true. i have been known to say some pretty goofy things in stores, but this wasn't one of them. i get them from my family. doesn't everyone have a funny, crazy family? there are a bunch of us and we're all nutty as fruitcakes. must be in the jeans. er, genes. we have other stuff in our jeans besides cat nuggets. some other nuggets. |
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