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sharonann 06-21-2012 11:26 AM

The Naked Cowboy
 
The Naked Cowboy



A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking
Around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff, I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants..... So I did.


Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy. '

'And here I am.'



Son of a Gun. Blond Men do exist!

First time I have ever seen a Blond Man Joke

ptquilts 06-21-2012 12:48 PM

I like it!!

AuntieD 06-21-2012 04:34 PM

I love it!!!

burchquilts 06-21-2012 11:41 PM

Yee haw, partner! This cracks me up! At first I thought it was going to be about that guy in Time's Square who calls himself "The Naked Cowboy" (for real!)!

Scakes 06-22-2012 02:10 AM

That's a good one. LOL.

Cindy60545 06-23-2012 03:26 AM

oh I gotta share this one! it's a goodun!

DogHouseMom 06-23-2012 04:31 AM

Awww man ... Now I have this mental image of Robert Redford wearing nuthin but walking down the street toward me and I get to arrest him. I'm not going to get anything done the rest the of the day.

Lyncat 06-23-2012 06:13 AM

Thanks for the laugh!

southernmema 06-23-2012 06:51 AM

Tooo funny!!

solstice3 06-23-2012 07:40 AM

I love it!!


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