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Joan 07-20-2009 08:56 AM











Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left..

M ORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.




2wheelwoman 07-20-2009 10:45 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

dvseals 07-20-2009 10:55 AM

That'll learn him ;)

amma 07-20-2009 01:12 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good One!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

mochasue 07-20-2009 01:45 PM

Awesome!

Lacelady 07-20-2009 03:19 PM

Nice, I like it.

littlehud 07-20-2009 07:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

k3n 07-21-2009 01:37 PM

I LOVE it! That told HIM! :lol:

JoanneS 07-23-2009 07:41 PM

How can I twist this one around to get out of a speeding ticket?

CajunQuilter2 07-23-2009 07:53 PM

Just tell him you knew he had been waiting there and you got there as fast you could!! :lol:


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