A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The new Alphabet: A is for arthritis; B is the bad back; C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline; E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention; G is for gas which I'd rather not mention; H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show; J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend; K is for knees that crack when they bend; L is for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next; N is neuralgia in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two; S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears; T is for tintinnabulation, bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy' you know. W is for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found; Y for another year I'm left here behind; Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind! I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! |
My little guy asked me one day, "Do you have Oldz timers disease? Told him I couldn't remember.
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Love it!
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Thats great, and lord knows the truth. thank you Penny
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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That is so funny. I'm taking it to work. Most people I work with will appreciate it.
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Originally Posted by littlehud
That is so funny. I'm taking it to work. Most people I work with will appreciate it.
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