Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The old Kentucky farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The old Kentucky farmer replied, 'These are Carols.'

Too Funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Thanks for the laugh. :-D

LOL!!

Was not expecting that!!
Very good one!!!!

Oh, thanks for giving me a good laugh.

Charlee, I have to say this is the funniest thing I have read all day!

By the way- any interest in joining the OR/WA group this spring when we all go to the beach?

I'd love to...if I have enough advance notice I can most likely get off work... :) Let me know!

ROL! that's a good one!

ROLF!!!!!! Told my DH...hysterical