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You don't care where your husband goes, as long as you don't have to go along....
Your husband asks you to go upstairs and make love and you tell him to 'pick one' because you 'can't do both'..... What are your Old is When's....? |
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired!
It takes twice as long to look half as good! |
Old is 'when'..you live in the hereafter...you go into a different room and say "what did I come in hereafter"
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You have to take a nap before you go to bed.
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Lol
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When the ear, nose, & throat doc says "your hearing is pretty good for your age".
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Hehehehe...you guys are tooooo funny
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For my DH, who is older than me, it means he has to sit down and rest after he gets dressed to go for a walk (putting on pants and shoes). Then he goes for a walk. Then he comes back and rests some more.
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Originally Posted by NancyG
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired!
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Old is when your gray-haired doctor says he does the same things he is doing for you for his mother. And, doesn't just say it once, but several times during the office visit!
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DH and I resemble all of them, LOL!
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For the most part men, have more hair in their ears and nose than their heads.
For women, as Maxine says it best, when you consider a Girls Night Out, going without a bra. |
Originally Posted by BETTY62
You have to take a nap before you go to bed.
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Originally Posted by NancyG
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired!
OMG, this will be my new mantra!!!! So true for me! LOVE it!:P Jan in VA |
When you buy shoes because they are comfortable not because they make your feet look cute
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Old is when you remember using all the "antiques" in the store.
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Old is when the good ole cartoons that you like could never be watched by kids now to much violence,like roadrunner,tweety bird n sylvester, tom n jerry need I say more
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Old is when the you see the clothing styles you've always worn on young folks. And they call them "retro."
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I love all of them! They all apply to me!
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It takes twice as long to look half as good.
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Old is when you remember your Husband saying he would never give $0.25 for a gallon of gas
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Originally Posted by crafty3236
Old is when the good ole cartoons that you like could never be watched by kids now to much violence,like roadrunner,tweety bird n sylvester, tom n jerry need I say more
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When you notice an old woman and think she looks vaguely familiar when shopping, and realize that it was your own reflection in a window or mirror you saw!
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Originally Posted by tutt
When you notice an old woman and think she looks vaguely familiar when shopping, and realize that it was your own reflection in a window or mirror you saw!
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Old is when you bend over to tie your shoes, and look around to see if there's anything else you can do while you're down there!!
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When you go to antique shops and remember alot of the stuff that is there.
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