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ptquilts 07-28-2011 09:25 AM

Ole and Lena had been married for many years and Ole died. The editor of the local newspaper called Lena and asked if she wanted an obituary. Lena asked how much it would cost and the editor told her it was $2 a line. Okay, said Lena, just say,"Ole died"

"We have to say more than that", said the editor,"Ole has been a member of the community for a long time and has many friends. Tell you what. I'll charge you $2 for two lines".

"Okay", said Lena,"Say dis. Ole died. Boat for sale".

JulieR 07-28-2011 09:31 AM

:lol: :XD: :lol:

I just sent that one around... Thanks for the laugh!

fraydknot12326 07-28-2011 09:46 AM

:lol:

bluteddi 07-28-2011 09:49 AM

giggle.. I thought DH ( who collects " Ole & Lena") almsot fell out of his chair!!! hehehehee

NancyG 07-28-2011 10:19 AM

Very funny!!!

littlehud 07-28-2011 10:41 AM

Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

BeckyL 07-28-2011 01:33 PM

I'm printing that one off for my DH. He has the boat parked in the driveway now while he strokes (uh, I mean washes) it.

dixiebelle162002 07-28-2011 02:29 PM

So funny! :lol:

alikat110 07-28-2011 04:30 PM

Funny

maryb119 07-28-2011 04:31 PM

Hahaha!


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