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jmabby 05-02-2011 06:18 AM

THE Creation
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all
mankind was made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom, how is it possible that
you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from
monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family, and your father told you about his."

lauriejo 05-02-2011 06:20 AM

Ohhhhhhh, I always wondered about that ROFL!

Quilter7x 05-02-2011 06:21 AM

LOL - very funny! :lol:

lbaillie 05-02-2011 06:35 AM

to funny I had to copy this one and send it on!!

Scakes 05-02-2011 06:38 AM

:thumbup:

CarrieAnne 05-02-2011 06:40 AM

lol!

MommaDorian 05-02-2011 06:40 AM

=)) That's great!!

SherriB 05-02-2011 06:49 AM

Oh how cute!!! That was one smart and quick thinking Mom. LOL!

Maggiesmom 05-02-2011 07:35 AM

So funny.

Tropical 05-02-2011 08:29 AM

My DH and I got a big laugh out of this. :)


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