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jdiane318 04-05-2011 06:23 PM

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.....

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!

moonwork42029 04-05-2011 06:25 PM

too funny!

quiltgrammyt2 04-05-2011 06:43 PM

:shock: :roll: LOL :lol: :lol:

sewingsuz 04-05-2011 06:45 PM

So cute, I'll have to pass it on to my friends.

littlehud 04-05-2011 06:47 PM

Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

quiltlonger 04-05-2011 06:49 PM

Oh,happy day!!

Cheryl 04-05-2011 06:53 PM

LOL LOL that's a good one Thank You for sharing. :D :thumbup:

Carron 04-05-2011 09:03 PM

LOL too funny.
My husband has been trying to teach our parrtos to say "Hey pretty baby, why don't you take off your clothes."
So far he has failed in his mission, thank goodness!
They do talk a lot with things like 'Wha'ch do n" and 'your welcome"....

T-Bones mom 04-06-2011 03:45 AM

That was cute. I had to send it on in an e-mail to my friends.


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