A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said …
You'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!

Yep....old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill everytime! Thanks for making my morning brighter!

I can always count on you for a laugh. Thanks.

Please don't call ME mom.....or late for dinner :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Wiley old bird! :mrgreen:

The lady in the joke I mean, BW! :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one -- us little old ladies can be treacherous :twisted: :lol:

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hey, who you calling old? :evil:

If the grey hair fits????? LMBO that would be ME too :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

who has grey hair? i have ...uhmmm.. light brown hair (about to get darker in the next few days :mrgreen: )

So the change of the seasons changes the color of your hair too??? Isn't it funny how that happens, and the colors are always so pretty too!!!

ME! :(

And I don't have gray hair because I know a good beautician.....

Every couple of months I jump in the shower grey and come out brown...I think it is magical water :wink: that runs through town from overflowing secret mountain springs :mrgreen:

when i was younger i had black hair and it's been getting browner since then. (right :lol:) i wanted to try dark blonde, but it wouldn't match the hair on my ....... other places.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: TMI!!!

Cute :D I'm going to send that one to my mom and see if it works. :twisted:

Define old, please.... :twisted:

there is no definition. there is no such word. next question, please. you, in the last row?

Butterflywing, you are a lady after my own heart! :lol:

oh boy...never to late to see a goodie! :lol:

just wondering??? so who's to know?:shock:
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Also LOL...and then some! What a hilarious way to start a blizzardy morning!

This is good discussion...LOL! I need to color my hair before I leave to go to Indiana for Christmas....

Say...I saw an Ophra show with Chris Rock on hair....and one of the ladies said that the "carpet" doesn't have to match the "draperies".....ROFL! I agree.

And I'll be the only one with RED hair :lol: :lol: :lol:

Snoooortttt!!!! Good job I wasn't drinking coffee!!! :lol: