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Ditter43 02-02-2011 07:08 AM

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.








The case came up in court.






The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.






The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.


She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.


Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.


Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.


But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'






'CASE DISMISSED!!'




Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!

Diana Lynne 02-02-2011 07:13 AM

LOL that is just too funny

gmaybee 02-02-2011 08:38 AM

So funny. I will read it to my husband when he comes in from clearing the drive of all this snow.

icon17 02-02-2011 09:21 AM

Very good!!!!

CarrieAnne 02-02-2011 09:46 AM

lol!

Jim's Gem 02-02-2011 11:57 AM

LOL!!!

bjnicholson 02-02-2011 11:58 AM

Good one! Thanks Ditter!

quiltlonger 02-02-2011 12:04 PM

That poor woman I bet she was about to burst!!

sewwhat85 02-03-2011 05:35 PM

lol

NCquilter 02-03-2011 06:07 PM

LOL! Thanks for sharing! I needed a good laugh and I know I can always count on you.


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