Texas. ----
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

ROFLMBO!!!!! :lol:

Great!

LOL!

perfect funny

How do you come across so many funny things? Thanks for the smiles.:)

YEAH, I love it! I feel safe in my home too but unfortunately you can't get a Packing Permit in Illinois.

That says it all. I'm a packer, myself.

yep, gotta love those TEXANS!!

Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!Now that's the way to defend yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!