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JudyMN 07-27-2011 01:08 PM

A 1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded..
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!
26
Better late than
Pregnant

QuiltnNan 07-27-2011 02:10 PM

:thumbup:

Stitchit123 07-27-2011 02:21 PM

To cute :thumbup:

bjnicholson 07-27-2011 02:25 PM

How funny! I was actually LOL!

Linda71 07-27-2011 02:49 PM

So cute

MinnieKat 07-27-2011 02:56 PM

Some of those are hilarious!!1

KarenK 07-27-2011 03:10 PM

Wonderful! Thanks so much for sharing!

MadQuilter 07-27-2011 03:16 PM

Out of the mouths of babes...

tellabella 07-27-2011 05:05 PM

Hilarius...I teach high school and I wish I had written down all the ridiculous, crazy, hilarious, etc things kids say...a couple come to mind..

Miss, I don't feel well..I got hit in the tentacles in gym class...
Miss, Were you alive during WW1?
Miss, do you still have sex?
Miss, you know EVERYTHING...
and Miss, you remind me of Judge Judy...

quiltgrammyt2 07-27-2011 05:11 PM

Oh, those are priceless :thumbup: :D :D


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