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QuiltE 08-30-2011 01:28 PM

A PSA (Public Service Announcement), just for some fun!!!


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine,
.....and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria. :lol:


In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
... more than 1 kilo* of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) (bacteria found in faeces)

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo* of poop!!!

However ...
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop.
Wine = Health.
(as validated by Ben Franklin!!) :lol:

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of sh!t.



:lol: Canadian/USA Translation .... kilo* :lol:
1 kilo (kilogram) = 2.2 lbs


Remember ... Laughter IS the Best Medicine!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

sandraa 08-30-2011 01:32 PM

Thanks for the laugh!

luv-e 08-30-2011 01:34 PM

A glass of wine,Please :D :-D :D :-D

New Quilter 08-30-2011 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by luv-e
A glass of wine,Please :D :-D :D :-D

I like flavored water, just not this kind of 'flavoring'...I think I will stick to wine also...lol...Naomi
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

grann of 6 08-30-2011 01:46 PM

Thanks for that. If it is good enough for Ben Franklin it is good enough for me. Speaking from outside Phila. And by the way I am having my afternoon wine right now. It is always "wine o'clock" somewhere. :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:

QuiltE 08-30-2011 01:54 PM

Good thinking GrannOf6!!



Besides .... remember, wine is made from fruit.
Fruit is healthy
...... and for WW, they know fruit are zero PPV, plus it's a PF ... all the more healthy!
So wine is a fruit ... and zero PPV! :lol:

(Yes, in your dreams!)

Vivian Ketron 08-30-2011 02:00 PM

That is soooo funny. Thanks for the laugh.

grann of 6 08-30-2011 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by QuiltE
Good thinking GrannOf6!!



Besides .... remember, wine is made from fruit.
Fruit is healthy
...... and for WW, they know fruit are zero PPV, plus it's a PF ... all the more healthy!
So wine is a fruit ... and zero PPV! :lol:

(Yes, in your dreams!)

Well, my doctor tells me that I should have a glass of wine a day. He says it is good for me. He is a good Jewish doctor, can't argue with that! :roll: :lol:

QuiltE 08-30-2011 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by grann of 6

Originally Posted by QuiltE
Good thinking GrannOf6!!



Besides .... remember, wine is made from fruit.
Fruit is healthy
...... and for WW, they know fruit are zero PPV, plus it's a PF ... all the more healthy!
So wine is a fruit ... and zero PPV! :lol:

(Yes, in your dreams!)

Well, my doctor tells me that I should have a glass of wine a day. He says it is good for me. He is a good Jewish doctor, can't argue with that! :roll: :lol:

I must find me a Jewish Doctor! :)

MawMaw B 08-30-2011 04:11 PM

Hey, I'm drinking a Canadian blend beverage as I type! Good for me all the time.


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