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mhollifiel 04-04-2013 04:36 PM

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
 
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

Joset 04-05-2013 05:22 AM

lol i love it

kateyb 04-06-2013 05:33 AM

Gave me a good laugh. I used to be a bartender. Amazing what people tell you.

dcamarote 04-06-2013 05:36 AM

too cute. love this one.

tuckyquilter 04-06-2013 11:43 AM

Isn't that just the truth... lol..

Grandma Bonnie 04-06-2013 05:29 PM

Good one! I got a good chuckle out of this! Thanks!

Stitchit123 04-06-2013 10:02 PM

Bartenders give such good advice

Cagey 04-09-2013 07:50 AM

Perfect - I will forward this to my friend that is studying to be a counselor. Thanks for the laugh


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