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MinnieKat 10-19-2010 07:44 AM

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

Murphy 10-19-2010 07:46 AM

I LOVE these. Thanks for the chuckles.

azwendyg 10-19-2010 07:46 AM

tee, hee, hee...

mrspete 10-19-2010 08:03 AM

snicker

jljack 10-19-2010 08:16 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

missgigglewings 10-19-2010 08:37 AM

I love them all! My daughter might get one or two!

amma 10-19-2010 09:19 AM

Awesome! Thank you for sharing :D:D:D

quiltluvr 10-19-2010 09:26 AM

Nice, clean funnies!

norash 10-19-2010 09:49 AM

they are all funny

red roses 10-19-2010 10:57 AM

Very funny! Really clever!


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