I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call You are one of the changes.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
********************************************** My wife and I had words but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but keeps getting harder to find one.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, your not going anywhere.
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And finally! God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

love the frustration one...sooo true

:):):)

Cute

The sad truth is that most of these make sense to me now.....sigh :D

Cute.. :thumbup:

I sure can relate to the frustration one all to often.

lol!