There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."

OMG! I have a blonde neice who loves blonde jokes, I'll have to send that to her, she'll love it!!! Thanks for sharing! :thumbup:

That is so cute!

Oh, Ditter, Ditter. You are just so comical.

I love blonde jokes. That was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was another good one!

As always, you deliver great stories! LOL!

Thanks, I'll give this to my hubby...he will enjoy it!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Both of those are funny! I am a blonde, but I won't get mad at ya. It took me a second to figure out it was the BREAST stroke. I guess I am blonde!