I apparently do not fit that category. I got a good laugh out of this.

OMG I'm a man.I'll have to a name change!

LMAO!!! I'm won't call myself a man but not a real woman by those standards either.
I will say I must be a fake woman!
Sure the laundry basket is empty. The clothes are in the hamper waiting to be washed.
I get well dressed and hair done if I'm going out or if I feel like doing it. Definitely not always.
Why spend an hour on hair and makeup when thats an hour I can use for sewing or crafts?

Wonder when that was written! Pretty silly.

I am wayyyy down on the "totem-pole" of woman.

Should I tell my DH? LOL :D :D :D

Well, call me Michael instead of Michelle. I always knew my body had changed since I had my kids, but didnt think it was by that much. ROFL.

While on a quilting retreat, I sometimes think that that must be how it is when you are a man. Someone feeds you and makes your bed, cleans up after you and lets you do what you want to do without asking for anything for themselves. Wow! This proves it. If there is a next time maybe I will be a man. NAH!

Thanks for the good laugh, Jan. You made my day!!! Mary in VA

Thank you for the chuckle! Greatly appreciated on this gloomy day.